Thursday, April 29, 2010

Redcoat

ME!
(not surprising to anyone who intimately knows the inside of my vehicle)

But guess who got their car detailed INSIDE and OUT on Monday?
ME again.


I feel like a traitor.
But I can deal with it.
'cause LOOK how pretty my Trashy Girl is now!!....


I even removed all the carseats, took them apart, washed the covers and HOSED down their insides!

 Regurgitated Rice....GONE.

Golf Balls and Cases of Beer...GONE.

My tires and rims sparkle more than a Vampire.

A Redcoat I may be. 
But only for like a week.
As much as I may try, you know this wont last long!
At least the Rubber Chicken gets to roll in cleanly style.
For awhile.

And dont fret.
Necessity over Cleanliness anyday.
While the crumbs, random loose change, and melted Bonnie Bell may be gone underneath...
The BUB Porta Potty is still around!!


9 comments:

Susan said...

I personally don't believe in rewarding people for unsavory lifestyles or behaviors. I had to drive Erin's car a couple of weeks ago and I exceeded my quota of recyclables and had to get a tetanus shot! It's not funny, people!Love you Erin, MOM

Joanna said...

A happy ending to an entertaining story.

mel @ the larson lingo said...

TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!
How DARE you clean & detail your car! Shame on you! :)
It looks great & I am actually motivated to clean mine now....
P.S. Holla for the McD's cup...glad you kept that around!

LauraC said...

Congrats???

I voted for you! That cup cracks me up. One of our college friends Greene kept a cup in his car like that for long road trips and we were like - BUT you can get out of the car and pee by the side of the road! He said he liked to fill it up and pitch it at road signs.

And these are the "good kids" of America!

TDM Wendy said...

I bet that felt kinda good to have a clean car like that. For a few minutes anyway. But then it's back to real life and important things and kid lovin'. Who has time for clean cars?
Proud to call you my friend.

Heather :: AFD Jewelry :: said...

I almost peed my pants reading that your tires and rims sparkle more than a vampire!!

Amy@thosefunnylittlegirls said...

I am glad you won, I so voted for you. Sparkly Vampire Tires.....too fuuny.

P.S. loved your mom's comment, she is funny. must be genetic!

Polka Dot Moon said...

Just read this at the crack of dawn and woke up wee one due to my laughter!!


I don't know what I love more; your mom's comment or the sparkly vampire tires ;)

Well deserved rubber chicken friend!

love said...

oh, there is nothing i love more than getting our vehicle back after detailing. [well, there probably is something, but you know what i mean!]

your mom rules.

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