Today's TSG

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You must watch this video NOW. But first empty your bladder and grab a paper bag. Because you might hyperventilate from laughing so hard. 

The Humpsman AND The Leprechaun are in a (remake!) movie together next month. No way, right? I know. Apparently JHutch hasn't grasped that co-starring beside Hemsworths is a bad idea. They're tall, they're buff, they can grow facial hair, they have Australian accents, THEY'RE TALL.

Finally, Jana Kramer is adorable. But she needs a time out for this perfect ASOD. It kinda makes me want to eat pint after pint of Haagen Dazs while cursing her angsty, sundress wearing, bicycle riding, black heart.

Ok...did you pee? Got your paper bag?

Press PLAY.

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THANK YOU to Cuppa for sending me this video.

She is my original partner in TSG crime!

(If this is your first time reading TSG, and you're a little lost amongst my crazy, read "The Lingo" page above...it helps justify explain mucho! Hint: ASOD = Angst Song Of the Day)

Today's TSG

Emma and Andrew were already RUDE in my book. But after the radtastic stunt they pulled turning a lunch date stalked by paps into an opportunity to bring awareness to Worldwide Orphans Foundation and Gilda's Club...well, they are just BEYOND. Flove them. 

Apparently there is a new show coming to the Cdub about a billionaire boy who's returned from being lost at sea and goes vigilante in the night to right his past wrongs. You TOTALLY get that from the poster, right? Uh huh. Genius marketing. TiVos being set everywhere with no clue (or care) as to Arrow's plot.

Baby Girl's sister Brandi, one half of the indie girl band Frank + Derol, has released a new single and it's ASOD perfection. (The Cyruses are becoming somewhat of a modern day Von Trapp family, no?) I put $$ on Cuppa knowing all the words to Barely Love You Too by heart by sundown.

(If this is your first time reading TSG, and you're a little lost amongst my crazy, read "The Lingo" page above...it helps justify explain mucho! Hint: RUDE = crazy good.)

Today's TSG

Seeing as I leave for Chicago in 2 hours....this news might call for some Hancock Tower zip lining this weekend. At the very least...a Ferris Wheel ride and some bacon. DIVERGENT IS COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN IN 2014!! Which means casting is right around the corner. So help me if there are any Leprechauny FAILS. If they get Four or Tris wrong, I will gouge my own eyes out with a fork ala Peter style. 

Camden Lachey was born yesterday. I care about this about as much as I do Honey Boo Boo Child...but it's worth noting if only so Jennifer Maize can put her Nick&Jess reconciliation hopes FINALLY to bed. 

And while I'm not a fan of CB (or his scary bizarre new next tattoo that eerily resembles Rhi's battered face...WTH?!!) I am a little obsessed with his new song. It's HASOD perfection. "Only coffee no sugar inside my cup."

(If this is your first time reading TSG, and you're a little lost amongst my crazy, read "The Lingo" page linked at the top of the blog...it helps justify explain mucho! Hint: Leprechaun = short actor horribly cast as HOT boy in movie of books I may be sightly over invested in. Perhaps.)

Today's TSG

"It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart." ~Finnick Odair

(source: Huffington Post)

Alright Gang. Time to sound off! The buzz today is that British actor Sam Claflin is on the very short list to play Finnick Odair in Hunger Games : Catching Fire. Very short meaning, may have sealed the deal today. Officially, however, the Hunger Games camp said that it will not confirm or deny these casting rumors. To me...that's an unofficial YES. 

You may remember Claflin was most recently Snow White's Prince Charming in Snow White and the Huntsman. Other actors that have been in the rumor mill for the role are Justin Bieber (Dear God, I'm begging you, NONONONOnonononoooo!) Robert Pattinson, Armie Hammer, Jessie Williams, and my personal favorite, Tim Riggins. Errr... I mean, Taylor Kitsch.

So...GO! I'm dying to hear your thoughts on this. Is Sammy your Finnick? Or do you have someone else you'd like to see cast? Personally... I need my Finnick (aka secret hopeless romantic, studly sex god from District 4 that makes every girl swoon and saves Katniss' life more than once) to have more muscles and a tan. But those are things Sam can obtain in the next months before filming begins. I think....



ANNNNDDDD....In other TSG making news.
Baby Girl went blonde!
I like! Shocker, I know.